5 Reasons I Don't Go Out at Night.

Ok, for the people who invite me out. Here are the top reasons why I flake out: 1. Drunk people freak me out. 2. Riding the trains alone at night with the weird drunk terrifies me. 3. I won't walk to a train station all by myself at night usually, and if I do I'm gripping my pepper spray. (Everybody says Germany is a safe place but I am somehow approached by the most creepiest of creeps. Just ask to look in my right hand pocket when I'm going home.) 4. I DO NOT DRINK! So an 11pm apple juice is better justified for me during daylight hours. 5. I DO NOT want to spend the night at your house and no, I won't kiss you.